Your tits are I can't wait for
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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