Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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