let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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