She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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