Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You did what with his pubic hair?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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