Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
