Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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