Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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