we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
