with your own penis?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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