wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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