I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
