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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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