"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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