Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
