your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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