He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have post one night stand depression
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