so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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