I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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