Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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