Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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