dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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