Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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