Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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