You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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