I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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