did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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