8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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