I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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