don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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