good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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