when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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