please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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