i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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