Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Ladies don't puke and tell
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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