she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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