Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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