Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Are my feet made of real feet?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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