ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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