Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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