There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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