He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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