i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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