Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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