508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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