My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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