So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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