whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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