You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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