Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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