that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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