One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
