fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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